how much do you want to guess it was like 4AM on Christmas morning
"Amy! Rory! Wake up! There’s presents and cookies and OHMAHPRECIOUSBOWTIEWHATAREYOUDOING"
[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3
I hope this doesn’t embarrass him but my Dad loves sending me emails which I love getting. He sends me these things and I just want to read one, I thought it was so sweet, he always phrases these emails in a very formal way…
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen
“I like this torch. It is a very nice torch.”
"Torches are cool."
torches are cool
"It’s like a mini Torchwood"
i remember thinking “matt it’s fucking fire please don’t drop it “